[text: only 90s kids remember the 90s!]
It is the start of the year 2000, and something is wrong.
Husbands and wives wake up next to each other, scared. They don’t know who the person in the bed with them is. Who is this person? Why are they in my house? Is this my house? Is this their house?
They go out to investigate. A five-year-old child uses a Windows 98 computer in the living room. The child turns around, and asks, “Is it time for me to go to school, mommy?”
The world is in panic. The President of the United States, who awoke in the Oval Office with no knowledge of being elected, calls for a large-scale investigation.
After weeks of asking adults and children alike what is going on, and looking at the various public records, they realize that the children are not confused at all. The adults can only remember what last happened in 1989. However, the children that can speak say that they were born anywhere from 1991 to 1996. Public officials can only draw one conclusion.
To every adult, the 1990s never happened. The children, however, cannot have come from nowhere.
It doesn’t take long after this conclusion for them to realize that only 90s kids remember the 90s.
I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
If I ever played the Doctor, all I would do on my days off is get into costume and run around London looking worried.
“So just the one then? Must be nice.”
Oh my GOD
[[VIOLENTLY DROWNS SELF]]
My sister is pregnant, and told me today that if she has a boy, she doesn’t mind if I show him Doctor Who.
But if it’s a girl, she doesn’t want me to.
Reblog to help me show her that: first, it will be the kid’s choice if she/he likes it; and second that girls can be hard Whovians and it’s not just a “boys universe”.
SHE SAID WHAT?
Solid D for effort
I think they just looked at them and said “They both have eyes”
A paradox. After turning the machine on, its only function is to turn itself off.
I watched this for a good 5 minutes. Therefore, it deserves a reblog.
it’s a parabox.