i’m sorry but can we just take a moment to appreciate disney genderbending
at the perfection
in all of this
and let’s not forget the best one
i’m so satisfied
god fuckin dayum
THE MALE CRUELLA LOVE ME
i need need need the library one for my birthday pls pls pls
You can say you’re not in the cake fandom but EVERYONE is in the cake fandom
Lions Save Kidnapped Girl
if lions are coming to rescue someone, you have to know what you’re doing is wrong. you know, in that moment before you’re torn in to tiny little pieces by said lions
Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”
"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"
Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock
I bet that is the happiest dog
belly rub lane
Well, all clocks are completely hallow inside. They are all filled with a gelatinous lump. And they work because the government says they do. And we don’t question them. You shouldn’t question them. Why did you ask this question? Go away.
Heat up a cup of tea made from pine needles, distilled water, and whispered pleas for health. Then take the tea and throw it at the wall in anger. Pace back and forth in your kitchen, mutter, “This isn’t fair. This just isn’t fair”. Then drink plenty of fluids and lay perfectly still on the floor of a stranger’s bathroom.
when someone says something so wrong that really pisses you off but you don’t wanna start an argument so you just sit there like
Curse you third person