Things and such

ninjility:

mykindaboys:

thebrowneyedzombie:

i’m sorry but can we just take a moment to appreciate disney genderbending

like

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i mean

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just look

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at the perfection

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in all of this

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and let’s not forget the best one

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AND FROZEN

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i’m so satisfied

god fuckin dayum

THE MALE CRUELLA LOVE ME

waitinghopingliving:

blueeyesandsadgoodbyes:

tepitome:

Cake

i need need need the library one for my birthday pls pls pls

You can say you’re not in the cake fandom but EVERYONE is in the cake fandom

kaminas-spirit:

lolshtus:

Lions Save Kidnapped Girl

if lions are coming to rescue someone, you have to know what you’re doing is wrong. you know, in that moment before you’re torn in to tiny little pieces by said lions 

kaminas-spirit:

lolshtus:

Lions Save Kidnapped Girl

if lions are coming to rescue someone, you have to know what you’re doing is wrong. you know, in that moment before you’re torn in to tiny little pieces by said lions 

lettinggosthehardestpart:

camembertlylegal:

deadlydinos:

Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”

"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"

Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock

I bet that is the happiest dog

belly rub lane

how does exactly a clock works?
Anonymous

thenightvalepost:

Well, all clocks are completely hallow inside. They are all filled with a gelatinous lump. And they work because the government says they do. And we don’t question them. You shouldn’t question them. Why did you ask this question? Go away.

What is the best way to get over the flu?
Anonymous

thenightvalepost:

Heat up a cup of tea made from pine needles, distilled water, and whispered pleas for health. Then take the tea and throw it at the wall in anger. Pace back and forth in your kitchen, mutter, “This isn’t fair. This just isn’t fair”. Then drink plenty of fluids and lay perfectly still on the floor of a stranger’s bathroom.

micaxiii:

purplethinks:

STFU

POLT TWIST

mvlans:

when someone says something so wrong that really pisses you off but you don’t wanna start an argument so you just sit there like

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lilyspring:

Curse you third person

the-most-profound-of-bonds:

interruptingpanda:

tipsy-tom-drank-too-much-blood:

avrooml:

anchy2006:

someone has expanded their interests I see

LOKI NO

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I saw this and nearly spit.

I feel so much sympathy for the people who don’t understand the humor in this